The Beginning

This is where sense and fashion collide. This is where you'll see some of the more popular fashion myths debunks. This is Sense and Fasionability, a deliciously blatant ripoff of a Jane Austen novel.

My first victim? *rubs her hands together in a delightfully evil manner* Cage sandals.



These shoes are some kind of crime. Did shoe designers steal lattice from the local garden store and slap it on some hapless model's feet? Are they trying to corset the foot? Or is their goal instead to make it look like people's feet bear a strong resemblance to sausage being squeezed too tightly?

Is this evil plot going to succeed? Not if I can help it!

Let me ask one question; What do these things go with? Seriously... I really don't know. They don't match short skirts, as they overbalance the look, making the feet too heavy and swiss-cheese like. They don't match knee-length and lower skirts, since most skirts of that length look ridiculous with very high heels anyway, especially high heels with holes in them. They don't go with pants. They just don't. Accept this. So that leaves... nothing.
Tomorrow... Gladiator sandals.