You know that one dream...

... the one where you forget to wear pants, and you go to school or work and everyone laughs at you and then you wake up in a cold sweat? Why would you reenact this willingly? Because that's what some people are starting to do.

This, ladies and (possible) gentlemen, is what I call the 'Terrifying Nightmare' look. So, what inspires these people to act out their nighttime horrors?

Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe they read my last post and were just so discouraged that they decided to forgo pants. This is wrong. SAY YES TO PANTS (or at least a nice skirt)!

Maybe they think it's sexy. >.> Sounds awfully gothic to me, thinking terrible nightmare looks are sexy.

Now, let's explain exactly why this look is bad (besides the fact that you're not wearing pants).

This look is unbalanced. Most people try to wear it with a loose, long shirt. In fact, a disturbingly large amount of people try to wear it with huge plaid shirts. Lumberjack and ballet dancer don't mesh.

Wearing just tights on your bottom half, and a huge shirt on your top half makes you look like a giant muffin. Yeah, that's right. You MUFFIN TOP. (Them's fightin' words there)

And with Uggs? Now you just look silly. Do I even need to explain why you look silly in a huge shirt, ugly clown boots, and tights? I mean, really. I think you know.

Now, can someone explain to me how you avoid showing everyone your panties? Like, seriously, when you bend over, can't you at least see the outlines? VLP is WRONG, people.

No pictures today, something is being stupid (it's probably me).